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UNCLE CALUM

000243UNCLE CALUM

Uncle Calum works at farming
carrots, peas and beet.
Uncle Calum paints his beard
Itís always white and neat.
Carrots fly and turnips sing.
Beetroots dance a highland fling.
Uncle Calum Uncle Calum
Heís got tiny feet.

Uncle Calum plays a song
And pipes his Scottish clan.
Uncle Calum tried to farm
some sardines in a can.
Sweetcorn laughed and turnips too,
over boiled they taste like glue.
Uncle Calum Uncle Calum
Funny Pumpkin Man.



Illustration : Ollie Tomlinson
Posted by : Grant
Filed in : We Write

(c) 1996, 2010 World of Water (Reg. Charity 327188)

Posted by grant at May 6, 2010 12:15 AM
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