JACK

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JACK

Jack is smelly.
Jack is sweet.
Jack has really pongy feet.

Lots of flies,
and insects too,
like him as he smells of poo.

Illustration : Ollie Tomlinson

(c) 1996, 2010 World of Water (Reg. Charity 327188)

FRED

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FRED

Fred does tricks outside his flat
to wake is neighbours up.
At night he fixes smoke alarms
and feeds his neighbour’s pup

He likes his neighbours, they like him
though all of them think that
he’d look a lot less silly if he wore a bigger hat.

Illustration : Ollie Tomlinson

(c) 1996, 2010 World of Water (Reg. Charity 327188)