A Beggar from Valhalla
A Beggar from Valhalla would make a lovely pet.
I’d dye its hair a shade of Green, its nails I would let grow.
I’d fly it free in-front of me, on ropes, and not let go.
I picked an Orange from Seville in Spain a year ago.
I made it legs and trained it well but still it’s walking slow.
A beggar from Valhalla would make a lovely pet.
I emailed Norse to send me one but haven’t got it yet.
This was inspired by a picture of a floating puppet-balloon who’s ‘owner’ looked unworthy of his inflated possession, let alone the wobbling orange by his side.